Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

( More where that came from )

You know it is going to be a good day when the one day you go shopping everything you need to get it on sale. I bought 5 jean pants, 1 jean capri, 1 jean bramuda shorts, and two cute pairs of flat sneakers. Also for me I finally have another brand name jean that fits me right. For the longest time I only had one brand that felt good on me nothing else fit and that one brand always sucked cause they would rip after a month so it was very sad but finally today I found a different brand that fit me just right.

So Wilma calls me up late at night crying and freaking out because she thinks that Fred is mad at her, or that she did something wrong cause. She feels this way cause Fred never called her last night like she asked him to and didn't pick up when she called in the morning or later that night, so she called me. So since Fred is a good guy friend of mine I tell Wilma to relax not to worry I will call Fred see what is going on see why he has not answered his phone. I call Fred and it goes straight to voice mail but two seconds after I call, he calls me back and we talk about what was wrong, why he had not called Wilma. Well to cut a long story short I was able to talk Fred and Wilma in working things out and talking. I was thankful to be helpful to them, it showed me I could help people if they needed help. But really talking with Fred about things that he found wrong with the relationship thing made me think about mine and how I was treating my significant other was I putting more pressure on my other half and not realizing what I was doing. So it made me think take a look at your own advice talk with your other half see how he feels about things, I mean I have been trying to do that all along but every now and then you kind of loose track of things.


Also why is it as young women who are insecure do we feel we have to spend every second with our other half so much so we push our friends out of the way. One thing that Fred had told me was that Wilma began to make Fred the only thing in her world so much so she started doing poorly in school and slowly started phasing out her friends. Which is wrong, though I am guilty as charge only I wish I knew how to take care of things better. My thoughts on this is that women who fall into this category look to a man as their whole world and could careless about everything else. Which is wrong. Women that fall in this category get so focus on being with their man that they forget about everything else is an unhealthy relationship. All that the woman has to do is stop and think to themselves they are better than this and become more secure with themselves and who they are and then they will realize just how important everything else is to them in their life hopefully before it gets too late.

Joke of the day:

College Degrees

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with
that?"

If I was to die today..

I would say I had led a happy life, I would have some regrets of things I have done in the past. Though I hope I would have made a difference in someone's life even if it were small. I think that has been my only goal is to make a difference in someone's life help them to learn how to get through struggles they may have. I hope I was there for my friends when they really needed it.

If I was to die today...

I'd be a bit sad cause there is still alot left that I want to do with my life see Ireland see Paris, Read all my books, get married, have kids, have my own family, my own house, a job that I love.

Before I die..

I would hope that I would get the chance to tell everyone that has touched my life that I loved them and that they made me happy at one point or another. That they have touched my life and made a difference in my life.

Joke of the day:

Who are you talking about?The old man had died. A wonderful funeral
was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good
traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving
husband and kind father he was.Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered
to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and
see if that's your Pa in there."

http://www.1500videos.com/


Yes that link brings you to a list of 1,500 music videos of the 80's though not all video links work but i had to cry cause i had decided to look at the whole list to try and find my song and by sheer accident, i mean sheer accident i found the video I was looking for. I was so happy!

Oh and while i was searching for my song i found this time waster that might be fun. Basically it is a list of lines from various songs from the 80's If you feel you want to take the time to find the songs go for it but let me know what you get I will hopefully take the time to do this too I'm looking for old stuffs to download

( time waster )

West Virginia Drinking Rules
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice".
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The West Virginia boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice."

God Bless America and West Virginia rednecks !!

Misadventures During Surgical & Medical Care..... hm does that sound like it would be a good book or what. Well it isn't, though it would make a really good title. That is actually the name of one of the categories in the ICD-9-CM book that you are to look under to find medical codes for basically when a doctor f*cks up during surgery lol Just spreading around useless random knowledge.

This day can't get any better! This morning my Awesome and Loving Boyfriend surprised me and woke me up this morning and made me Pancakes yummy pancakes with fruit, They were so good! Then after breakfast we decided to go and catch the first showing of Epic movie which is hilarious. While in the theater my phone kept going off it was work which really sucks but today is my day off and i wasn't going in. Then after the movie i check my messages my manager from the Chicopee store wanted me to work tonight wasn't doing that, the next message was from my New Hire Manager, I called my New Hire Manager first and she asked me the greatest thing, She wanted me to work over time in the Northampton store and train a ton of people I mean a ton of people in the Northampton store and it is OVER TIME I can't believe it!!!!! I love it and that will be my schedule for the next couple of weeks just doing New Hire Training I love it I love New Hire Training!!! I'm so beyond excited!!!!!!! I also feel like I'm sticking it to my Chicopee store say ha ha bitch you guys can't have me I have to do training!!! For those of you who haven't heard yet because my managers were dicks and told me I wasn't doing my job I requested to be transfered and now I really wont be workin much in the chicopee store for the next two weeks!!!!!

Joke of the day:

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented
him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared.

"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "My wife and I
were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn
pledge."

"Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside
and take a walk." he explained.

"Gentlemen," he said, "I have been walking in the open air day after
day for some 75 years now."

My mind feels blank, empty, nothing there. No thoughts to drive me crazy. Of course I block out all thoughts to prevent me from being depressed, only the lack of thought depresses me. Then I open my mind and let thoughts come out and I begin the depression.

Thought: Why can't I be happy like other people? I have dreams and hopes though they seem so far away, almost out of my grasp. Yet, for others it seems like they have it made, they can do what I can only hope to do someday. I only hope they enjoy and cherish the fact that they have it.

Thought: Will I be able to pass the classes I'm about to take to make my parents happy? I will starting online classes jan 8 and they scare me to death for if I find I have no interest in the classes I will not pass and I will have let down my parents yet again.

Thought: Why is it I finally have found the Love I have been dreaming about, yet I feel so alone? I love my boyfriend, he is more than what I could ever ask for. He puts me on that pedistal that I finally feel I deserve to be on all because he has shown me how to love myself. Yet, sometimes not all the time but sometimes when he isn't around I feel empty and alone and I crave his touch, his embrace, his words, his song, his warmth, and his love. He lives roughly an hour away from me so we don't get to see each other everyday like other couples might be able to do. But what time we do have together seems so magical, so happy, and so worth the wait.

Would you like a Strip-Search with that?
( The Story )

So i had written this big long speak as to why this story upsets me but the lj decided to be a fucking ass and screwed it all up, and it lost in on me. So, now I'm back a square one. But all i have to say is if you watch the video it says that the guy that commited the crime worked in a jail, which means he is in the system and the evidence they used on him was having books on policing procedures and such, and that he was going to police academy and volunteering as a deputy to learn police procedures, so he could commit these crimes. Please! This guy is just fucked if he really wanted to be a police officer really, they dont say they have a phone card or finger prints off of phones, nope, nothing like that. Just police books at a guy who works at a jail how shocking!!!

But also my real horror is how stupid this girl was and how stupid others were for listening. Managers have no right to do that to you it is taught to you in training at work. I remember being told that my managers can't even go through my purse let alone strip search me. It is just crazy I wish to spread this story to stop the stupid people. Thank you and enjoy.

So I was bored at home and was reading a book and i got bored with that book. So I decided to fire up the computer and play online, but then of course what do i do, i eat chocolate and while eating chocolate i glance at the books on my shelf and i spot my "Chocolate principles to live by" book and decide to read a little of course the third page in the book gives facts about chocolate. Well it says that in america the average person eats 12 pounds a chocolate a year but that is nothing since in the united kingdom the average is 16 pounds a year for the average joe. Yet the world's top consumers of chocolate are the Swiss closely followed by the Norwegians,then the Belgians Dutch, and Germans. This fact just made me giggle since you know american's consume less chocolate than other countries but the obseity rate in america is the highest in the world but we do have alot of other foods that contribute to it. Apparently a survey was done by cadbury and the results came back that 60 percent of women would rather have a on to on with chocolate than to have sex.... I just say mix the two and get double the pleasure lol. For some people eating chocolate puts them in a better mood after consuming it they feel happier. But whatever before i turn this into an essay or whatever I will end it and when i read more of my chocolate book i will let you in on some more chocolate principles.

I had a blast at the concert this is just one of the pictures I took while there.

MY BOYFRIEND IS TAKING ME TO SEE GODSMACK TONIGHT I'M SO HAPPY!!! GODSMACK!!!! *JUMPS FOR JOY*

Joke of the day:

An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee
sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice:
"I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pampered by
my wife. It was fantastic and it really helped. You should try it too!".

Two weeks later when the manager arrives at his department he sees the
man happy and full of energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up and
the computer is running at full speed.

"I see you followed my advice?".

"I did", answers the employee, "It was great! By the way I didn't know
you had such a nice house!".

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A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has
just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the
opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing
equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour
to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and
rushes off. A week later he returns.

His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip, dear?" He says: " Oh yes,
great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiles and
says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"

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A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest
in
sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He
says to
slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night at dinner she
does.

About a week later she's back at the Dr. and Says "Dr. the pill worked
great. I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes
and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, throws the
table out of the way, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me
right there on
the floor."

The doctor says, I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong.
The
foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.

Naah she says, that's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's
anyway......

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will
continue to increase."

Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work,
right?"

Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."

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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is
nothing" and
told his students to punctuate it.

The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She
went
to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any
jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will
you
charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she
might
need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard
the
conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the
porch
goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should.
She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,
"and
I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the
man
reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde
added,
"that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."